There was a time when a Vampire or a Werewolf Flick was assumed to be a part of Horror Genre. But the fearsome supernatural creatures of the dark have been forced to mutate into loving and caring softballs and have been added to the Romance Genre.
There was a time when Bram Stoker's Dracula was blood thirsty. He would delve his fangs into the necks of burly men and svelte beauties without any remorse. He would turn some into Vampires and leave the rest, bereft of life. He was mean, instilled fear in the hearts of audience and was a hated villain. Now the Vampire has turned Vegan. He or she loathes shedding human blood, partakes animal blood or even scientifically conjured blood like substance. He has taken an abstinence oath as if he were under a rehabilitation programme.
Count Vladislaw Dracula must be turning in his grave at the mockery his descendants have become. And the reason-the eternal issue of LOVE for a female. Typically a very frail, beautiful, soft girl has softened the indestructible.
The same girl has also turned the supernatural killing machine called Werewolf into a domesticated pup! Not so long ago Werewolves were busy tearing apart human beings with ferocity. Now they are protecting them! And for what-A kiss in the third part of a 5 part movie series! Bite me!
And worse of all, the two species which were at loggerheads for ages have an alliance to protect humans. It was fun to see the battle of Vampires and Werewolves. One killing the other. But now they sit together and CHAT! They discuss love lives and make each other jealous. The undead and the supernatural are fighting like school kids for the attention of a rather drab looking girl. They even argue the same way.Shouldn't they be fighting for who tears the girl into shreds first?
Vampires were supposed to stay away from sunlight.It could send them straight to where they belong-Hell. Sunlight was a human kinds greatest weapon against the bloodsuckers. Here too is a change in the scheme of things. Actually, Vamps only sparkle like sugar-coated sparkling candy instead of burning. Where is the thrill in that? The Vamp looks so mushy mushy, I would personally mash him up, stomp over him just as I like to do with the candy!
Well the writers and directors have got it all mixed up. There was a thrilling concept to send shivers down the spines of audiences. It has been turned into a farce. Senseless fantasies of human and animal emotions intertwined to produce a college chick flick.
Why did you have to do it? Why kill the undead and the supernatural in the most gruesome way by taking away what purists liked about them. Where is the bloodshed? Where is the gore, the killing?
I want my heroes(in this case villains) back. The villains are having an identity crisis it seems. Somebody get them a shrink to remind them whats their job. TO KILL.
No more chick flicks. Please!
