Saturday, June 25, 2011

Geek Mythology- the most useless blog ever


For long, Geeks have been misunderstood by the common , lesser minds. It is difficult to be a true Geek, almost impossible. Here is a fact book about Geeks which is based on my personal experiences, being a Geek myself, and by observing my Geek friends who have truly been the raison d'etre for this post.

1) Geeks are humans too.
2) Once a Geek, always a Geek.
3) Good looking Geeks are only found in fairy tales.
4) Geeks are often able to bore people to death by talking about Greek mythology, science
experiments and above all, how they had fun with a bunch of Geeks.
5) Antonym of well dressed is Geek. So is the antonym of dressed-for-the-occasion.
6) A girl in love with a Geek had run out of options.
7) Geeks own a blog.
8) Geeks always prefer brain over beauty. So if given a choice, a Geek will always buy a
computer instead of a Bugati.(If you thought in terms of women, you are definitely not Geeky enough).
9) Geeks are good drivers as long as it is not a bike.
10) IT revolution is nothing but a Geek Revolution.Look at it closely and you will realize that IT is the realm of the Geeks.
11) Geeks have a morbid facial expression for every statement.
12) Books are a Geek's best friend. But Geeks and Computers are "Just friends".
13) True love never dies for Geeks. They get bored of it.
14) A Geek always refutes another Geek. Agreement is never an option amongst Geeks.
15) Internet is to Geek what water is to fish.
16) Geeks like e-comics. Yes they do.

On popular demand: Geeks are "FABulous"

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